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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:08

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...