What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

What's the most surprising connection you've discovered with someone you just met?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Twins reinstate Byron Buxton from concussion injured list - Sports Illustrated

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Has the time come for Ukraine to come to terms with Russia since the situation on the battlefield is clearly hopeless at this point?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Has anyone one 1 cr or 2 cr in Dream11?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...